READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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