i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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