Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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