i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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