dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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