Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
This is the high leading the old right now
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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