Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
