Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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