I think scott just propositioned me for sex
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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