I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.