i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.