Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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