no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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