That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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