I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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