woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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