awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
being pregnant is like rehab
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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