Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I touched a dick in church today
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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