I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.