i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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