Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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