that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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