oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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