his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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