The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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