4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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