I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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