It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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