I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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