Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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