I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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