Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
