Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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