this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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