So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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