He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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