the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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