Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Me too!
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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