i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
