Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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