if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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