Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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