i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
third nipple confirmed
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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