i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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