omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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