I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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