he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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