Small penises have feelings too.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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