I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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