Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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