i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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