wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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