sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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