I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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